1. What is a College Brewbassador you ask?
Well, son, this is the time when we have that awkward conversation that a man has with his son...about how many friggin' beers he's gonna be opening when he's blowing people's minds by introducing his unsuspecting fellow countrymen into the world of Brewsees. Not many mortals have laid their eyes on Brewsees or can even comprehend the concept of how a pair of bad ass polarized lenses outfitted on fashionable yet sturdy frame could even open a single beer bottle, never mind an entire party's supply of beer (yes, it's been done). It's up to you to introduce the Brewsees brand to all you encounter on your journeys.
With your help, we can introduce Brewsees to every single person on this planet, starting with you and your college. We'll outfit you with the latest Brewsees gear and swag for you to launch a full on blitzkrieg attack against all that you encounter. You'll be active on social media and a voice amongst your peers when they're looking to find the latest and greatest in eyewear fashion and straight party domination.
2. What's in it for me?
You'll have a hard line into Brewsees HQ to gain insight into the crazy world of Brewsees' business, our product development, manufacturing, marketing, operations, sales, and anything else you could imagine that could go down in a company called Brewsees. We'll connect with you via email, telephone, newsletter, and snail mail with packages full of Brewsees randomness and an occasional drop-in via helicopter at your college campus. We'll keep you dialed in with the latest and greatest Brewsees styles and products that are in development and launching down the road. You'll have a voice when it comes to marketing and event planning ideas, and even world domination strategies. There's an annual Brewsees retreat at a secret island location known to only a few good men, and in the Spring of 2015, we'll pick approximately 5 College Brewsbassadors to kick off the summer with us at the island retreat and become part of the Brewsees team for a Summer 2015 internship.
"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer." ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger