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  • Size
    Large
  • Lens
    Polarized
  • Frame
    Opens Bottles + Shotguns Cans
  • Size
    Medium
  • Lens
    Polarized
  • Frame
    Opens Bottles + Shotguns Cans
  • Size
    Regular
  • Lens
    Polarized
  • Frame
    Opens Bottles + Shotguns Cans
  • Size
    LARGE
  • Lens
    Polarized
  • Frame
    Opens Bottles + Shotguns Cans
  • Size
    Medium
  • Lens
    Polarized
  • Frame
    Sunshine, Party Time
  • Size
    Medium/Large
  • Lens
    Polarized
  • Frame
    Shotguns Cans

The Mission

 

We make sunglasses for people who like to party. Allegedly outlawed in six states, banned from Sunglass Hut but thankfully allowed in just about any Pizza Hut we like. If you like to drink beer, ditch work, and take your pants off. You're in the right place.  

Too many fine folk in the U.S. of A. are walking around wearing shades made in Italy. Now we love us some pasta, but - News flash brother - those kinda shades are for stretch denim owners. You on the other hand, aren't wearing pants. And that's the kinda spirit animals we're looking for. 

We use the finest materials money can buy, the best polarized lenses available, and a lifetime warranty that is un-the-f#ck-heard-of. So do your face a favor and unleash a party all up in there. 

 

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