Brewsees are the greatest sunglasses in the history of mankind.
You may or may not be able to see through walls.
Women can smell a pair from a mile away. They will try them on. Prepare.
A komodo dragon is still not cool enough to wear them.
Conceived in America is a fact. We did the duty.
At times, you may break out into spontaneous dance moves. Embrace it.
Shotgunning cans with Brewsees may cause an earthquake.
Happy Hour is the 11th commandment.
Chicks dig the Brewsees tan.
Objects do appear closer than they look. With Brewsees.
Steve Case, the man who brought you AIM chatrooms and founded AOL owns a pair.
Any pair of shades other than Brewsees were made in Italy. For women.
The Blues Brothers actually came up with the idea for Brewsees. And then forgot.
Beer does make things better.
You can open 24 beers with brewsees in like less than 24 seconds.
Anheuser Busch offered to trade a Clydesdale for our patent. We declined.
Brewsees are the best way to talk yourself out of a ticket or arrest with a cop. Cops dig beer too.
Science has proven that when you wear Brewsees. You can find Waldo within 1.7 seconds. Every time.
Navy Seals have requested the Pentagon to issue Brewsees.
Brewsees spelt backwards equals Freedom. 21.
John Daly once shot a perfect round wearing Brewsees, he never left the 19th hole. 22.
Guaranteed to catch more fish wearing Brewsees, or at least catch a buzz.
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